Sunday, February 16, 2014

If you give a mom some cereal...

I wrote this a few years ago, but was reminded of it today.  I found it and decided to repost it here.  

If you give a mother some cereal, she's going to want to refill the cereal jar. 
When she refills the jar, the box will be empty.
She'll want to recycle it.
When she takes the box outside to the recycling bin, she'll realize the sprinkler in the backyard needs to be moved. 
When she goes to move the sprinkler, she'll realize the backyard has been watered enough and she'll want to water the front yard instead.
When she takes the sprinkler out front, she'll realize all the flowers need watered.
When she waters the flowers, she'll want to pull weeds. 
When she's done pulling weeds, she'll want to wash her hands.
When she washes her hands, she'll realize her cereal bowl is still sitting empty on the counter.  
She'll want to fill it and add milk. 
She'll empty the milk carton and then she'll want to recycle it.

See where this is going? I still haven't eaten breakfast!


  1. Love this...because it's so true! I do this type of stuff Love Cade's expression! Sweet boy!